i dream of you draped in wires
My name is Jayde Hawth. If you are not Neil Bones, you are not worth my time.
Because I feel like I’m being domesticated. Like some kind of animal. It’s pitiful.
Oh. Well…why didn’t you just stay his boyfriend then? Instead of his fiance?
Because he’s persistent, stubborn, and knows that I’d do anything for him.
No, if I were his boyfriend, I’d be much happier.
Fiance.
How come you’re not happy being his fiance?
Because I feel like I’m being domesticated. Like some kind of animal. It’s pitiful.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you his boyfriend?
No, if I were his boyfriend, I’d be much happier.
Fiance.
I’m sure he’s treated you quite nicely, hasn’t he? Like a son, even.
Well, Caley, do me a favour? Stay away from Neil. He doesn’t need to be running around declaring himself the father of any more hopeless children.
No, sir…Just like a friend. Not like a father. I already have a dad.
But…if…I guess I’ll stay away from him then.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Neil said that? Oh, fucking hell..
Your name then, what is it?
Yes, sir.
My name is Caley.
I’m sure he’s treated you quite nicely, hasn’t he? Like a son, even.
Well, Caley, do me a favour? Stay away from Neil. He doesn’t need to be running around declaring himself the father of any more hopeless children.
And the vermin says my name, why, exactly?
N-neil said…to um, to tell you that I’m his b-buddy…
Neil said that? Oh, fucking hell..
Your name then, what is it?
You’re pests, the lot of you.
Are you Jayde?
And the vermin says my name, why, exactly?
filed under: #jayde interacting with a child #this is like neil's wet dream
You’re pests, the lot of you.
You’re quite odd today.
Says Mr. Secret keeper.
Secrets are for minds, not mouths.
